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Tina, if you're going to be lying down,
at least it rolls

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and so I don't have to scrub later.

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-What's wrong with Tina?
-Puberty.

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Yes, it's getting worse
right now badly.

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Jordan Sturman, move aside.

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And now I'll never play ball
with him never again.

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-You should commit suicide.
-Yeah.

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Gene and Louise, be nice.

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You too will pass
for adolescence, you know.

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-Like her? Disgusting!
-Is it contagious?

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-You shut up, mom.
-Careful.

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You can't hurt me. I'm already dead.

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-Can I keep your mustache?
-It's only a hair.

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-It's the beginning of something big.
-It's a huge hair.

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-I can't cut it.
-It's beautiful. Leave her alone.

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-You are beautiful, Tina.
-Let me start it.

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I'll put my foot on your chest.

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Gene, get out of there. Enough already.

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Come on, Gene.
Let's live our childhood.

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My heart.

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-My heart.
-Honey, I'm on the phone.

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Ginger is very angry.
Go on, Ginger. That?

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No!

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Come on, Tina, get up.
It's your turn to grill.

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-Because?
-Come on, cheer up, will you?

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-We're having fun.
-Oh, yes?

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Yes. Plus it's a moment
father and daughter

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Why Gene and Louise
Don't they have fun like that?

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Tina, you are the oldest
and you have more responsibilities.

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On Saturday mornings,
For example, it's your turn to grill.

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I can't leave them
on the grill. You already know it.

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Fire comes out of there.

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I know. It's horrible.
Okay, bye.

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Ginger's cat has died,
but in a very funny way.

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Tina, we just saw
the most incredible thing in the world.

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It could be the best day of my life,

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apart from the day
in which you were born.

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There are no words to explain this.
You have to see it.

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-Come with us. Come on, Tina.
-Can't.

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Dad won't let me leave
from work, I mean, fun.

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It won't let me leave the moment
of fun between father and daughter.

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Have you believed it? That's not true.

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-Come with us.
-Bob, let her go.

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Okay, but you'll get lost
when scraping the grill.

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It's the best time of the day,
Although today has been a very weak day,

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so there won't be
so much mess that...

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They're all gone.

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Didn't you have to guide someone
with your eyes covered?

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-It would spoil the surprise.
-Where are we going?

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At first we thought it was
a breakdancing class

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and then we thought it was
a class for the mentally retarded.

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Now we think it could be

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a breakdancing class
for mentally retarded.

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-He is also Brazilian.
-And hilarious.

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-It seems...
-Idiot?

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It's even more stupid
than you could ever imagine.

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Wait until we're close.
They take off their shoes,

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so when they open the door,
The whole block smells like feet.

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Feet that have been cooked in pee.

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-Yeah!
-It's fun.

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Do you smell that?

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It's what seeps through the walls.

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It smells like something exotic,
like ranch sauce.

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Wow, he's gorgeous.

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-Is he a man?
-Where are you going?

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-To sign up for that class.
-That? Because?

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Don't open the door.
The smell will kill us all.

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Let me go

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-Let me go.
-No!

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-No!
-'The feet stink!

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Feet stink.

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-Wait. What's that?
-It's capoeira.

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Boss what?

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Tina, are you sure?
of wanting to do this?

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Yes, dad. Wait until you see it.
Jairo is incredible.

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I have a DVD.

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By the way,
I need $14.95 for the DVD.

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Wait. That? What is Jairus?

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Hello. My name is Jairo.

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Welcome to the world of capoeira.

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Capoeira is the way
of most seductive self-defense.

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Combine tranquility, fight

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and cardiovascular exercise
in perfect harmony.

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Capoeira takes your breath away,
but it also gives it to you.

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You progress through the stages

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learning different cords
of colors in the "troca de cordoes".

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I thought maybe
you were doing it wrong

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but that's how they do it.

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They are going to play the tambourine again.

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It's a tambourine, a Brazilian drum
with a mount.

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It's a tambourine, I'm going to get mine.
Those guys don't know how to move.

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I don't understand.
Let's see, what am I seeing?

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What is this?
It's a type of dance, what is it?

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Jairo says it's not a dance.

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It's a deadly way
of street fighting.

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Oh yeah? But you don't need
a male model

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to teach you how to fight.
That's what dad is for.

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Come on. I'll teach you some things.

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Box with your old man.

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That is. You have to...

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That's it.

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Wow, Tina.

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Good fight, good fight.
It's been exciting to see.

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Jairo says that if there is capoeira
inside me,

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you will find it
with enough classes.

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Jairo knows a lot about life.

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Jairus says
that can hypnotize animals.

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But only if they want
let them hypnotize them.

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-Tina...
-And they almost always want to.

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Tub!

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Jairo says that toothpaste
It is an insult to the teeth.

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Tina, go to bed.

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Jairo just needs
two hours of sleep a night

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-because it regulates your heart.
-Tina, get out of here.

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-Jairo sleeps with his eyes open.
-Tub!

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Okay, follow my example.

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Sa! Sha! Brazil!

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Sa! Sha! Brazil!

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Class is over.

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Now we have an hour
of open practices,

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which is completely optional
unless you take yourself seriously

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capoeira

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I will certainly stay.

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Tina should be here by now
to tend to the grill.

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-It's after 4:30.
-He's in kukaburra class.

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Dad, the grill
He's doing that again.

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-What problem do you have with fire?
-Do you know? Get out, get out of here.

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Go down and pick up the trash
and take it to the landfill.

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Does it have to be around here?

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-or can we go wherever we want?
-That you go away.

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-Yeah!
-Yeah! Trash.

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Trash! Trash! Trash!

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Yesterday I found a necklace.

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It's time for my afternoon appointment,
You know, in the bathroom.

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-Your 4:30 appointment?
-Yes, the one at 4:30.

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-Then go.
-No.

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Tina promised to be here
at a certain time.

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I will go there to remind you
who has a job here.

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-Wait. What's up with your date?
-I'll postpone it for today.

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Bob, you can't do that.

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I'm going to make another appointment
at 10:30 tonight.

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That's what I'm telling you, Bob,
have little dates

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throughout the day, instead
of a big, small poop.

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This is horrible. Wash your feet.

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I have an infection.

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Tub. Tub.

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Dad, what are you doing here?

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you should be
At work, Tina,

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substituting for my appointment
from 4:30.

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-Dad...
-Hello, please take off your shoes.

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Oh, I don't want to take off my shoes.

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I just came to pick up
to my daughter Tina.

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Oh, it's Tina's father.
Hello. My name is Jairo, like "pairo".

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-Hello, my name is Bob.
-Are you sure you don't want to stay?

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I enjoy helping the elderly
to repair their old bodies.

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Thanks, but I have to go back
to work and so does Tina.

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Also, I don't like to dance.

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Although capoeira
incorporates dance elements.

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It is a form of martial arts
very dangerous.

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Yes, I'm sure of it.

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Seems like a great method to be
in shape, like jazz exercise.

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-It's not like jazz.
-Whatever you say.

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Guys,
Would you like to see a demonstration?

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Come on, Tina, let's go right now.

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Sha! Hiya! Sha! Hiya!

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Okay, I've already seen your movie,
it's very cool.

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-Horsetail!
-Hey! You can't do that.

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You hit me with my hair.

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-Horsetail!
-Stop now.

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Hiya! Sha!

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-Dad, let's go, come on.
-Give me a minute.

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-What's wrong with your date?
-I just had my appointment.

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Right now?

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-No. No.
-What do we do?

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-Bring me that flag.
-No, dad.

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Tina, we have to go out
from here, okay?

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Let me think.

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Okay, I have an idea.
Go to that corner and scream.

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-That?
-Go to that corner

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and start screaming as if you had
a heart attack

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-and I'll run away.
-OK.

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-Go, quickly.
-Okay.

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-Wait. Comes back.
-I have an attack... What?

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00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,043
No!
Don't do it, it's a stupid idea.

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00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,879
Dad, I'm so embarrassed.

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00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,505
Oh really?

187
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,924
I'm sorry because I'm not here
embarrassed at all

188
00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,676
for having screwed me
in the pants.

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I would do it every day
If I could, Tina.

190
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,518
No, he's in the shower now.

191
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,854
It's just that sometimes it's difficult
feel clean

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after something like this happens to you.
It's very embarrassing.

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Let's see, children. your father
It's very sensitive now, okay?

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Whatever you do,
don't mention what happened today

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in Tina's class.
Behave normally.

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So you shit your pants.

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00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,537
-Linda, let's not talk about it.
-It was not a fair fight.

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He's younger and he's cute and strong.

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Linda, this doesn't help me.

200
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,377
When it has to be done,
it has to be done.

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00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,629
Linda, stop.
Are you on the phone with Ginger?

202
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,048
No. I have to hang up.

203
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,136
Sorry, Bobby, I'm not laughing at you.

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00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,639
I was thinking about the dead cat
of Ginger again.

205
00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,350
-Dad, dad.
-Yes, Louise?

206
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,851
-Dad, hello.
-Yes, hello.

207
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,937
Did you know that all you need is
a kilo of pressure to fit

208
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,730
the nose bone
in someone's brain?

209
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,065
That's... what?

210
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,192
A kilo, nothing more, dad.

211
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,735
Why are you telling me
This, Louise?

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00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,112
Revenge.

213
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,572
Revenge-urine.
Revenge-urine. Revenge-urine.

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00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,658
Cut it, Gene.
Okay, listen to me everyone.

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00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,243
What happened today is the past

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00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,537
and we will never talk about it again.
Never.

217
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,415
I'm glad Tina
I left classes, right, Tina?

218
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,250
But my body needs them.

219
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,378
Your body needs to work
in the restaurant with your father.

220
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,506
Oh, okay.

221
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,885
If you need me, I'll be here
on the ground, dying.

222
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,054
Okay, that's fine with me, honey.

223
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,433
you have to learn
complain well, Tina.

224
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,977
He complains well.

225
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,979
-It sounds strange.
-Well, you complain,

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00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,188
since you do it so well.

227
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,649
-Is that complaining?
-Yeah.

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00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,192
Leave it, I'll do it.

229
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,288
Tina, stop it. Come on.

230
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,916
-Tina, he's your boyfriend.
-Oh, God.

231
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,252
-Hello.
-What do you want?

232
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,505
I got the message that Tina
I was very upset

233
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,842
and she needed encouragement
to return to the art of capoeira.

234
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,010
A message? Whose?

235
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,638
You're welcome, and... you're welcome.

236
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,099
Well, I'm sorry, Tina's busy.
Work on the grill.

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00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,559
Alright. I'll wait.

238
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,192
What's happening?

239
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,028
Well, I'm looking for your selection
of freshly squeezed juice.

240
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,154
Is it on another menu?

241
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,283
I'm sorry. Yes, here it is.

242
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,743
This is the same menu.

243
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,536
Yes, because we don't have
freshly squeezed juice.

244
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,996
freshly squeezed juice
It's idiotic.

245
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,249
-That's not how I talk at all.
-Yes it is. Just like capoeira.

246
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,627
-It's idiotic, okay?
-Dad, stop.

247
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,589
-Hello, Tina. I hadn't seen you.
-It doesn't matter.

248
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,341
Is everything okay, Tina?

249
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,176
my father
It doesn't let me continue training.

250
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,344
-Tina...
-What?

251
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,054
It's because you made him shit
in the pants.

252
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,472
-My God.
-Tub!

253
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,850
Bob, please.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.

254
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,270
It is very common for an injured animal
have a bowel movement

255
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,981
when defeated
by a much stronger predator.

256
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,775
It wasn't you. It was 4:30.

257
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,360
Look, Bob. I will teach you

258
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,196
some very convenient exercises
to tighten the sphincter.

259
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,240
-No, thanks.
-Squeeze, relax.

260
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,742
-I don't want...
-Squeeze. Relax.

261
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,369
-Enough!
-Squeeze.

262
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,122
Don't do exercises to tense
the sphincter in my restaurant.

263
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,708
-Okay, okay.
-Thank you.

264
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,544
-I'll feel this in the morning.
-Gene!

265
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,256
now my stomach
is full of negative energy,

266
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,050
so I've lost my appetite,
which doesn't matter to me.

267
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,470
It's time for me to go to class.
Tina, you should come with me.

268
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,849
Remember, the "troca de cordoes"
It's next week.

269
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,434
The "traca de cordoes"?

270
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,728
What is the "troca de cor... cordoes"?

271
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,189
I think if Tina trains hard,
has the potential to receive

272
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,483
an ascent to the yellow cord.

273
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,903
Tina, listen to me.
You're not going anywhere, I'm your father.

274
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,741
Yes, Tina, but I am
your capoeira teacher.

275
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,619
Wait. I'm going to class with you.

276
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,956
-Tina, what are you doing?
-Dad, you don't understand.

277
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,417
I understand that you are punished,
from right now.

278
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,671
-Bob, let her go.
-No, she's grounded, Lin.

279
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,882
We all need a moment
to calm us down.

280
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,550
Tina, if you walk through that door,

281
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,135
you will no longer be
my cook on the grill.

282
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,889
Dad, calm down. I'll go look for her.

283
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,725
Get out of here! Do you hear me?

284
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,520
Never look back.
You are dead to us.

285
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,565
I'm sorry, dad. There is no way
to make him see reason.

286
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,859
Thank you, Louise.
You have been very helpful.

287
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:45,116
It's a great day.
A big, big day.

288
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,161
The "cordoes exchange".

289
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,413
I know, it's the "troca de cordoes".

290
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,791
-I already told you I wasn't going.
-Okay, good.

291
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,459
I'll just say it one more time.

292
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,127
I think you should go
to support your daughter.

293
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,838
Linda, I punished her
and you let her go.

294
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:03,802
Bob, I'm sorry.
Come on, come on, it's a phase.

295
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,763
I know you are afraid
of losing your little girl.

296
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,016
It's cute, but what do you think,
who is going to spend the rest of his life

297
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,143
next to you making hamburgers?

298
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,822
What nonsense, spending the rest
of his life at my side

299
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,949
making hamburgers.
Of course not.

300
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,618
Although there is nothing wrong with it,
Come on, it would be fun.

301
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,454
"Tinarina, Tinarina, cha cha cha,

302
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,834
Tinarina, Tina, Tina,
Tina, Tina, Tinarina."

303
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,963
-We are prepared.
-Okay, I'm coming.

304
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,589
Sorry, Tina, I'm not going.

305
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,093
I love this restaurant,
you can't abandon things

306
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,929
what do you want
just for a sexy fight-dance.

307
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,098
If I were a hamburger,
You would come see me fight.

308
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,934
Good job, Bob.
Gene, Louise, come on.

309
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,186
We're going to Tina's karate concert.

310
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,191
Aren't you coming to take revenge today?

311
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,652
-No, Louise, I'm not going.
-Okay, I understand.

312
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,155
Then I won't take
your credit card,

313
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,574
the one I have cut
like a ninja star.

314
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,034
Did you cut my credit card?

315
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,910
Like a ninja star.

316
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,581
"Tambourine, ninja star,
credit card, tambourine."

317
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,917
family drama
at Bob's Burger Shop, huh?

318
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,379
-Bob. Bob. Bobby.
-What, Teddy?

319
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,256
What is the "troca de cordoes"?

320
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,508
It's a ceremony,
like a graduation.

321
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,094
Yes, but that guy is a worm
and I have to stand firm.

322
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,513
She got engaged
with this restaurant, period.

323
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,974
-Change of laces.
-That?

324
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,143
I searched for "troca de cordoes".

325
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,480
In Portuguese it means "change of
laces". It seems memorable.

326
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,317
This day is going to become
on a woman, changing her shoelaces.

327
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,611
-Wait. Is that what it says?
-Yes, that's what it says.

328
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,572
-You say you become a woman?
-Well yes. Take a look.

329
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,157
What are you going to do about it, Bob?

330
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,784
Doesn't say
who becomes a woman.

331
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,160
No. Read between the lines.

332
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,246
It says: "change of laces",
It's a change of laces.

333
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,748
It doesn't say anything about becoming a woman.

334
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,500
-What are you saying, Bob?
-What are you saying, Teddy?

335
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,128
If my daughter were to convert
As a woman, I would like to be there.

336
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,755
He is not becoming a woman.

337
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,799
No, but if I did, I say.
She's not my daughter.

338
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,258
It has been you
who said it again.

339
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,802
Out, out, Teddy.

340
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,387
-I want to pay the bill.
-Out of my restaurant.

341
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,471
I want to pay the bill.

342
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,517
Here's the bill, 4 dollars
and 16 cents, pervert.

343
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,602
Four dollars and... Perverted?

344
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,896
-Who are you calling a pervert?
-It is written on the account.

345
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,024
Here's your 4 dollars
and 16 cents.

346
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,192
Good luck.

347
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,528
There are a million restaurants
the ones I can go to.

348
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,987
Well go to all of them. Teddy.

349
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:33,284
-I'm sorry, Teddy. I got carried away.
-No, I lost my nerve. I'm sorry.

350
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,287
It's just growing so fast.

351
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,456
Also, I screwed up
in the pants yesterday.

352
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,582
Yes, I know, I heard it.

353
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,213
Listen, I'm going to close this.
I have to go somewhere.

354
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,257
So now you have to go.

355
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,009
Sha!

356
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,844
-Sha!
-Brazil.

357
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,721
-That's my son.
-Sha!

358
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,557
-Sha!
-Oh, God.

359
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,434
Brazil. Sha!

360
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,353
Sha! Sha!

361
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,523
And now... Brazil.
I finished.

362
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:07,444
Congratulations, Neil.
You have earned the yellow cord.

363
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,869
Tina, it's your turn.

364
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:20,457
Very good.
Come on, Tina, you'll do great.

365
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,584
Hiya! Sha!

366
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,877
Hiya!

367
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,129
I'm very happy
that you came, Bobby.

368
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,630
He looks like he's having fun.

369
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,174
Sha! Sha!

370
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,134
Hiya! Brazil!

371
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,679
Thank you.
The test is over.

372
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,848
I'm sorry, Tina, but you failed.

373
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,017
Sit down.

374
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,020
The next student to test
for the yellow cord it is Janelle.

375
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,564
Hey, hey, wait.
One moment. Wait.

376
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,734
Please don't interrupt
the ceremony, Bob.

377
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,277
Give him the ridiculous cord.

378
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,695
Don't you see
How much does it mean to her?

379
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,240
Sorry, Bob, but it didn't happen
the five elemental movements,

380
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,743
so you will not receive
the yellow cord.

381
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,579
That? He did better than Neil.
That boy was a disaster.

382
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,705
-That?
-Hey!

383
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,040
You know it's true.

384
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:06,211
Tina did all five moves
rare elementals, I think.

385
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,589
He did that one, he did that one many times.

386
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,385
Is this because I made you shit?
in the pants?

387
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,970
This is not about me. It's because of Tina.

388
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,140
-Is that what you think?
-Alright. It's over.

389
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,266
I'll take a cord.

390
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,976
Don't touch it.

391
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,187
-Horsetail!
-Stop now.

392
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,397
Force me.

393
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:30,276
-Fight, fight, fight.
-Nose bone.

394
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,905
Nose bone in the brain
and skin him and put him in a costume.

395
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,241
Okay, Louise.
Okay, okay, here we go.

396
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,327
Bobby, don't do it.
I have to defend Tina.

397
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,831
But Bob, look at the clock,
It's 4:28.

398
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,501
I know, Lin.
I know, and if I shit, I shit.

399
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,128
-Oh, Bobby.
-Come on.

400
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,007
Jairus, Jairus, Jairus!

401
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,133
Sha!

402
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,845
Wait.
I wasn't prepared that time...

403
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,013
Brazil!

404
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,180
Horsetail!

405
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,558
Keep your sphincter tight, Bobby.

406
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,767
I'm fine, Lin.

407
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,060
Use this, dad.

408
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,271
-Louise...
-Okay.

409
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,439
Horsetail!

410
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,441
Hiya! Brazil!

411
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,569
Do you want more?

412
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,654
Hiya!

413
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,448
Make it stop, mom.

414
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,537
Brazil!

415
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,707
Dad was right.
Jairo is an idiot.

416
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:30,045
A sexy and sensual worm,
a sexy asshole.

417
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,381
Come on, dad. Come on, dad. Dad.

418
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:38,762
-Dad, dad, dad!
-Dad, dad, dad!

419
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,223
-Dad, dad, dad!
-Dad, dad, dad!

420
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,309
Thanks, Tina.
I have him right where I wanted him.

421
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,936
-Dad, dad, dad!
-Enough.

422
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,737
-Nice shape.
-Thank you.

423
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,906
I'm sorry Jairo knocked you out

424
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,533
25 or 30 times
in front of everyone.

425
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,578
Yes, I'm sorry I couldn't help you
take the yellow cord.

426
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,414
It doesn't matter.
Thank you for letting yourself be hit by me.

427
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,291
Anyway, now I'm interested

428
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,918
strength training
with kettlebells.

429
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,087
Don't make me see this because...

430
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,173
-I'll show it to mom.
-Yes, but I have a surprise for you.

431
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,801
-I have promoted you.
-Oh really? Will you raise my salary?

432
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,220
No, but I give you
these yellow gloves.

433
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,764
I give you your yellow gloves.

434
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,393
What fun.
We better go.

435
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,396
Yes. That dead seal on the dock
It's not going to puncture itself.

436
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,690
Hang on a minute.
You both work today.

437
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,150
That? We don't have a shift today.

438
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,195
Read. Learn to read
the shifts you give us.

439
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,198
Tina, honey,
Today we give you the day off.

440
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,825
Go do something fun.

441
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,077
Do you know where that dead seal is?
What is it about?

442
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,788
-It's a dead seal, mom.
-A seal dragged by the sea.

443
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,040
-They are going to poke her with sticks.
-And we will slap him.

444
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,375
They make a great sound.

445
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,836
Then I record the slaps
and they sound like an orgy.

446
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,423
I like dead seals,
But I think I'm going to stay here.

447
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,758
Today I'm having a lot of fun
at work.

448
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,677
Furthermore,
It's our father-daughter time.

449
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,555
-Pringa!
-Gene, run.

450
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,057
Run, run, run,
towards the seal.